Only had 3 lectues today but had an uber breakfast Ive missed them. The first lecture consisted of have you done this....yes..and this....yes and now we are going to use procedural programming. Later on the other lecture was cancelled, the guy didnt turn up. And i skipped the last lecture because the it was the same as earlier and I would have rather gone to Jitsu. A lot of people turned up about 40 in all. Most of the people i spoke to turned up, so I was qite chuffed. Didnt recognise anyone Dan spoke to. Session was quite easy going. Smiley grabbed me after the warm and and showed the novices and learning to land is the first think they are going to be taught, and this is why. Had a few Harai Goshis Ippons and kote gaeshis to show them it didnt hurt really. Didnt get much room to roll on the mat. No novices stayed in th pub, i remember not wanting to either so fair play.
Went out into town (spoons) with Cluds and Helen, sat in the Taf for a bit, took the piss out of Dan. The Freeze defrosted over night - shit. Trying to sort now.
I am actual feeling happy being me for a change.

Not a great deal happened yesterday I went to my Uncle's for lunch and then ate some point I wasted a few hours watching Evil dead 2+3. The DVD trilogy box set does not have the alternate ending unlike the #3 EvilDead3 from Wollies. I find this amusing. JItsu tonight, the question is do i bunk the lecture Ive got at 5-6 so i can get to Jitsu to help with the novices. I think I might have to but I will go to the student council and ask if its possible to move the lecture. At least on Monday. Mahbe we could start doing Saturday sessions. Because we have the dojo booked out. Lalala.

Yesterday started badly: I woke up at 7am so i could have breakfast and showers before the AU fayre that was open to clubs. I got there at 8am and there was nobody offical about. The table they had given me was broken so i stole one from the stand next to mine. There wasnt any Velco/Cellotape like they had promised so I yoinked some WhiteTac that was left from the fayre yesterday. A cold had kicked in pretty bad. It turned out that the fayre was open at 10am not 9am. But all on my own i pot the stand together and hung pictures up etc. I think we need to update the pictures and get bigger pictures for next year. The fayre was not as busy as it had been last year, it was probably 1/2 attendence. We started out handing hundreds of flyers out and we got the impression that people thought our club was expensive. So we said if they sign up today they can get 2 free sessions. It should be enough to hook anyone! Things started to get a little busier and I started to lose my voice explain what Jiu Jitsu was and how it was different to many other martial arts. I began to enjoy it and you could begin to see in people's faces whether they would be interested in Jitsu. We had a few stupid people with the 'kill/attack' people attitude who we told to do another martial art. We made Dan got and photocopy 200more flyers because he was scaring people with stories of his mate who could take a direct hit with a Baseball bat. When he got back we made his fold them. Then a bit later could you do another 200 dan? I started talking to this really nice girl that wasnt sure which martial art to take up. After a bit of time talking I convinced her to join the club there and then, i was quite chuffed. Much after that the fayre was closed at 4.45 earlier than it should ahve done. We convinced a few people to come along to one free session without signing up - accept for the insurance conscious. Then the night out started! We met in the Woodie had a few pints met my Sensei - D sat next to his wife and started babbling, I went to get a pint and budged him up and Smiley says to his wife "Your lucky Tom's sat there because that other guy is....". Smiley was amazing last night completley relaxed and didnt give a shit about the world. Cluds got chucked out of Spoons for being pissed and when we went to ONeils Smiley chucks a tenner at the bouncer and lets the next 10people come in free. We start doing a how low can you go thing - any one whos seen me dance would know what Im on about. So to make it harder he does the splits. I joined him - bwahaha. The night fizzled out and after a stop in BK with Cluds and Dan on the way home. Me and Dan sit up until 3am chating about the day. I found it hard to sleep - bloodsugars and all the hectic day.

Today was non eventful. After managing to wake up give 20p to the guy who keeps having the police come round when i went to get milk. We went to spoons for grease - good old double minted lamb. Dan was beaten and skinny tom wins! Spent rest of the day making sure we had registers for new members etc. Watched Freddy got Fingered after Twin Town which was an interesting film. We are about to watch Dan viewing porn on the server using a remote desktop tool. BWAHHA

Sunday lunch tomorrow

Monday i met up with G and Bowsher went into town and did squat - G looked everywhere for a bog brush. We went to the pub quiz in the evening. Ive just realised Ive lost a day.
Tuesday: Didnt do much during the day other than had the dreaded AU meeting - I know how Nikki feels now - there are so many rules that dont apply to our club but are there to annoy you. The traffic light party started well, but Bowsher turned into a complete cock telling an entire table to watch their arses when I'm about. Telling a pretty girl whos friend Bowsher had already tried to chat up that I was strange....but nice. He starts turning away or standing infront of me and then starts telling me to fuck off. All this and the girl who asked for my Glow-Stick after they had stopped giving them out at the door while i was waiting for my mate on crutches to come out of the loo. I obviously didnt need it as much as her.......
Then all a few more of my mates start dancing gay and getting beer glasses chucked at them. I decided to leave early. My flat mates were still up bt the whole ear thing and a bout of depression setting in meant that I went straight to bed.
During the night i decided that I probably wasnt going to add anything new to the human race. So then im thinking why am i bothering in the first place? All alchol induced but it makes sense really.

Went Bowling yesterday and scored 114 i was well chuffed - more chuffed getting a strike with my first ball. Not a lot else happened yesterday. I feel like im missing out on the whole fresher's week thing. Its a traffic light party tomorrow - we may go to that. S and E and chickening out tho. Had a go at the pub quiz an amazing - bog all questions answers except for my answer of "Midge" as in Mary Bongo and. I have an AU meeting tomorrow at 2pm to talk about stuff on Friday. Should be good.

Great day yesterday. Woke up and had a shower as usual, then decided to download some huge Judo/Jitsu videos and for a brief period got max download limit 75K/s. Walked upto my Uncle's which took ages and was really hot. Spent most of the afternoon there. But got my washing done. Took a Taxi back and had a microwave curay because it was approaching 7 by the time i was home. Taxi cost #6.60. In the evening we went to the Tavistock and had a pint , then 3 of our course mates walk into the pub, and we were the only people in the room and they dont say a word to us. We decided to go to the Taf because some of our mates were there, and the who Freshers thing. However by the time we were about to enter the really busy Taf, they were in Solus and we couldnt be bothered with that. So back to the Tavistoack... and now the legend begins....
Someone was having a party, it turns out that it was her 25th Wedding Aniversary, we decided to sit down near the room where all the food is kept. And the woman walks out and says: "Help yourselves to the food boys"--"Oh, but we're not with this party!"--"I dont care, its my party helpyourselves to the food". Get in there!!!
We decided that it was only fair to buy her a drink, but she said: Dont bother guys we've had loads. Ten minutes later she comes over and gives "E" a pint because she said it would go to waste otherwise. "S" does a robot dance to the last song. I do a back spin. The the woman comes over and says take any food you want home. It'll go to waste otherwise. Needless to say we have a lot of buffet food in the kitchen today. S didnt manage to steal a Stella glass tho. It was fake anyway. We get back home and take a few photos of all the food we have nicked. S goes into the bathroom and E tries to lock him in there using a chair and a beer glass. Warning him that he must not be fierce. S smashes the glass to bits. Take an amazing photo of Sa touching herself up, E touching himself up. Sa and E touching the other up and all looking at Stuart at the time. Chair spining and Dan room dosing and beetrooting the night fizzled out and we went to bed.

not been upto much yesterday. I have a felling it was the reopening of the Taf last night and we missed it! DAn left to get a train home for the weekend. Dan returned because he left his ticket here - with the "I've lost my key and i cant be arsed to find it" the house is not impressed with him. Eviction status is increasing in the similar words of big brother. Not much else happened. Im gonna look at the Training Information leaflet now. The 28" TV arrived yesterday - its uber. We also watched the Transporter which is the most amazing fighting film ive seen for ages. The guy is like a hard JackieChan with the shirt flinging thing.

Avast Ye, ya filthy rum swiging buccaneer. If i catch ya pilthering from the galley again Ill run ya threw!

If you havnt guessed its International Talk like a Pirate day!

We went bowling yesterday, i was rather poo in the first game but managed to get over 100 in the next so i was chuffed. I managed to beat "E" by one point overall!!! In the evening we went to Spoons to meet a friend of a friend - we mainly just sat in a cubical. "S" had an arse kicker and to be fair it kicked everyones arse except "Sa", who is "E" girlfriend. Dan put away a fair amount - which became apparent on the dance mat. I have to say i didnt have many goes...2... Somethings Ill never be good at.
Dan started on me in the corridor however - in good jest, so i told him, to stop trying to kick me because Id get pissed off. He'd tried to invoke a reaction by telling me H'd kick my arse. So i just ignored the druken twat. He had pt a fair amount away.

yawn. Didnt get up to much yesterday - played MK:DA with "D". "D" and I got a lift from Suzanne as planned into Jitsu - Thank you!! Good session - not aching to much - Had problems with Uki Goshi. Trained with Vikki most of the night, had problems with the throw possibly because she has broken her collar bone twice and she has only just got back to training. Senseis belive their Aiuchi videos were slowed down - I have to say i agree with them, it doesnt make sense to have their version of the throw last a longer length of time than the other.

The Freshers were in Talybont for their first day there, some nice girls were about, shame about all the filthy blokes lingering - I hadnt realised how obvious they looked!

On another note we realised that with out "E" our initals spell STD!

Waaaah
Not a great deal happening. The internet stopped working in my room after a good session yesterday. Thrashed at Quake with an amazing 200:8. Went and played darts in the pub across the road. Im not 20stone overweight but i did play quite well - gottrapped on the old double 1. Then nearest the bull didnt help when "D" covered the whole of the bull after getting close - He says it was because he was left handed - i say it was fluke. Jitsu tonight - i wonder if i can get a lift with Suzanne - but she doesnt know im living with Dan! Managed to find Channel 4 in the end and eventually moved the weird aireal around until the picture was deemed worthy. "D" went Mortal Kombat crazy he's done shit loads and we all still managed to thrash him even to we dont know half the combos.