Yesterday started badly: I woke up at 7am so i could have breakfast and showers before the AU fayre that was open to clubs. I got there at 8am and there was nobody offical about. The table they had given me was broken so i stole one from the stand next to mine. There wasnt any Velco/Cellotape like they had promised so I yoinked some WhiteTac that was left from the fayre yesterday. A cold had kicked in pretty bad. It turned out that the fayre was open at 10am not 9am. But all on my own i pot the stand together and hung pictures up etc. I think we need to update the pictures and get bigger pictures for next year. The fayre was not as busy as it had been last year, it was probably 1/2 attendence. We started out handing hundreds of flyers out and we got the impression that people thought our club was expensive. So we said if they sign up today they can get 2 free sessions. It should be enough to hook anyone! Things started to get a little busier and I started to lose my voice explain what Jiu Jitsu was and how it was different to many other martial arts. I began to enjoy it and you could begin to see in people's faces whether they would be interested in Jitsu. We had a few stupid people with the 'kill/attack' people attitude who we told to do another martial art. We made Dan got and photocopy 200more flyers because he was scaring people with stories of his mate who could take a direct hit with a Baseball bat. When he got back we made his fold them. Then a bit later could you do another 200 dan? I started talking to this really nice girl that wasnt sure which martial art to take up. After a bit of time talking I convinced her to join the club there and then, i was quite chuffed. Much after that the fayre was closed at 4.45 earlier than it should ahve done. We convinced a few people to come along to one free session without signing up - accept for the insurance conscious. Then the night out started! We met in the Woodie had a few pints met my Sensei - D sat next to his wife and started babbling, I went to get a pint and budged him up and Smiley says to his wife "Your lucky Tom's sat there because that other guy is....". Smiley was amazing last night completley relaxed and didnt give a shit about the world. Cluds got chucked out of Spoons for being pissed and when we went to ONeils Smiley chucks a tenner at the bouncer and lets the next 10people come in free. We start doing a how low can you go thing - any one whos seen me dance would know what Im on about. So to make it harder he does the splits. I joined him - bwahaha. The night fizzled out and after a stop in BK with Cluds and Dan on the way home. Me and Dan sit up until 3am chating about the day. I found it hard to sleep - bloodsugars and all the hectic day.

Today was non eventful. After managing to wake up give 20p to the guy who keeps having the police come round when i went to get milk. We went to spoons for grease - good old double minted lamb. Dan was beaten and skinny tom wins! Spent rest of the day making sure we had registers for new members etc. Watched Freddy got Fingered after Twin Town which was an interesting film. We are about to watch Dan viewing porn on the server using a remote desktop tool. BWAHHA

Sunday lunch tomorrow